{"id":865,"date":"2014-04-07T10:27:53","date_gmt":"2014-04-07T07:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hiiskuttua.utu.fi\/?p=865"},"modified":"2024-05-15T09:54:23","modified_gmt":"2024-05-15T06:54:23","slug":"kaksi-kuukautta-kovis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.utu.fi\/soihtu\/kaksi-kuukautta-kovis\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaksi kuukautta kovis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nelj\u00e4toistavuotiaana v\u00e4rj\u00e4sin hiukset kirkkaanpunaiseksi ja aloin maalata silm\u00e4t joka aamu paksusti mustalla kajaalilla. Leikkasin hyv\u00e4t farkut repaleiseksi ja olisin kyll\u00e4 ajanut irokeesin, jos vain olisin uskaltanut. Otin kasvoille kovan ilmeen, mutta sis\u00e4lt\u00e4 olin pehme\u00e4 silti, aina hermop\u00e4\u00e4t liian paljaina.<\/p>\n<p>Sami oli kahta luokkaa ylemp\u00e4n\u00e4. Tykk\u00e4si tyt\u00f6ist\u00e4, joilla oli punaiset hiukset, isot tissit ja kasvoilla kova ilme. Pukeutui nahkatakkiin, jonka selk\u00e4myksess\u00e4 luki Sex Pistols.<\/p>\n<p>Min\u00e4 ostin Sex Pistolsin levyn ja l\u00e4vistin korvat hakaneulalla. \u00c4iti itki, ett\u00e4 mit\u00e4 sin\u00e4 tytt\u00f6 nyt meinaat, niin n\u00e4tti olet ilman meikki\u00e4kin ja miten sin\u00e4 niin rumasti pukeudut nyky\u00e4\u00e4n ja mikset sin\u00e4 en\u00e4\u00e4 kerro mit\u00e4 kuuluu ja mit\u00e4 ihmeen r\u00e4min\u00e4\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 musiikki on?<\/p>\n<p>Samilla oli paljon kavereita ja kaikki tyt\u00f6t halusivat h\u00e4nen moponsa kyytiin. Min\u00e4 pistin paremmaksi.<\/p>\n<p>Sami tykk\u00e4si juoda kiljua. Min\u00e4 ostin sokeria ja hiivaa ja keitin sellaiset kiljut, ett\u00e4 huh huh. Toukokuisena perjantaina koulun j\u00e4lkeen joimme itsemme humalaan puoliksi sortuneen ladon takana ja min\u00e4 varoin laskemasta hetkeksik\u00e4\u00e4n naamiotani. Humalap\u00e4iss\u00e4mme ajoimme Samin peltoautolla liian lujaa ja kuuntelimme c-kasetilta kun Johnny Rotten k\u00e4hisi \u201dOh we\u2019re so pretty, oh so pretty, we\u2019re vacant\u201d<i>. <\/i>Suutelimme ensimm\u00e4ist\u00e4 ja viimeist\u00e4 kertaa.<\/p>\n<p>Kotimatkalla oksensin. Tuntui turhalta jatkaa. Kes\u00e4lomalla v\u00e4rj\u00e4sin hiukset ruskeaksi ja otin hakaneulat pois korvista.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nelj\u00e4toistavuotiaana v\u00e4rj\u00e4sin hiukset kirkkaanpunaiseksi ja aloin maalata silm\u00e4t joka aamu paksusti mustalla kajaalilla. Leikkasin hyv\u00e4t farkut repaleiseksi ja olisin kyll\u00e4 ajanut irokeesin, jos vain olisin uskaltanut. Otin kasvoille kovan ilmeen, mutta sis\u00e4lt\u00e4 olin pehme\u00e4 silti, aina hermop\u00e4\u00e4t liian paljaina. 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